Paris Hilton Parody Video

When I saw the uptight folks at the “Center for Sprouts, Peas, and Imitation meat” (CSPI) fume over Paris Hilton’s hamburger commercial, I got to thinking… Could sex sell tofu and plain yogurt?

See, I enjoy a good cheeseburger. Occasionally, a salad is okay. But when people tell me what I can or can’t eat, I get mad. It’s even worse when these holier-than-thou nutrition nuts convince the government to do their dirty work. Maybe it’s just me, but I think the food fascists have gotten too much press and way too much power. I need a warning label on french fries like I need an instruction manual for combing my hair.

Check out my parody and you be the judge. It just makes me happy to know a lot of people have wasted time at work watching my video.